a Laumalai mandou, e eu resolvi publicar algumas:
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talkingwhen people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie.... . Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Depois dizemos que os meninos não têm razão... conseguem ser mais perspicazes, isso sim!
boa terça
